Sameer - Annu(SaNu) TS - Side Effect Last Chapter

Part 2

Tabhi annu ki room mate aati hai...wo annu ko kahin gum dekh kr...

Naina : kya hua..aaj office nhi jana kya??? pehla din hai madam

Annu : I know...pr main kuch soch rhi hu

Naina : kya...

Annu : kal raat ko jab main aur sameer aaye to tu flat me thi naa...

Naina : haan

Annu : to kal raat ko kya hua...please sach sach bta...

Naina shockingly  : kya????tujhe kuch bhi yaad nhi hai ??? sameer ko to yaad hoga

Annu : use bhi nhi yaad

Naina : chiii yaar ab mujhe hi sab explain krna padega...sare gande kam mujhe hi kyun karne padte hai...

Sam ETF office pahuchta hai...

Sam thought : tune to sach me uske nashe me hone ka fyda utha lia...ye sab kya kia...wo teri best friend thi...

Arjun sam k cabin me enter hota hai...sam ko pareshan dekhta hai aur puchta bhi hai...but sam use kuch nhi batata...do din pass ho jate hai...annu sam ko call karne ki try krti hai but sam uska call pick nhi karta...akhir annu arjun ko phone krti hai

Arjun : kya baat hai...ek din milne k baad bhul gyi

Annu : arjun please sam ko bolo mujhse ek baar baat kr le...bahut important hai

Arjun : sab thik to hai naa

Annu : haan thik hai...meri new job hai main off nhi le skti...tum logo se milne k liye...aur sam hai k phone pick nhi kr rha...agar usne mujhse adhe ghante me baat nhi ki to main uss se kabhi baat nhi karungi...mujhe aaj kaam se out of station bhi jaana hai..

Arjun : thik hai...main use keh dunga...tum apna khayal rakhna

both cut the call

Arjun sam k cabin me aata hai

Arjun : sam tere aur annu k bich chal kya rha hai...tu use ignore kyun kr rha hai

Sam : ignore nhi kr rha hu...mujhe samjh nhi aa rha k main uska saamna kaise karu...uska trust toda hai maine...main aisa kaise kr skta hu...aur to aur mujhe kuch yaad bhi nhi hai

Arjun : sam please btayega...kya hua hai...

Sam : uss raat hum logo ne bahut pee li thi...fir main annu ko uske flat me chodne gya...uske baad kuch yaad nhi hai...aur fir agli subah hum dono ek hi bed pr the...main without shirt tha aur annu ne bhi wo kadpe nhi pehne huye the...jo raat me pehne the..disappointment in voice

Arjun in anger : sam ye tune kya kia...aur tu ye keh kr bach nhi skta k tujhe kuch yaad nhi hai

Sam : I know...pr main kya karu...mujhe kuch samjh me nhi aa rha...

Arjun : tujhe kuch krna naa pade isliye tu use ignore mar rha hai...sam uss se rakhi banwai hai maine...Main tujhe chodunga nhi...

Sam : to tu hi bta kya karu main

Arjun : I know tu aisha se pyar krta tha...but iska ye matlab nhi hai k tu meri behan ki zindagi kharab kr dega...tujhe uss se shadi krni padegi...tujhe pta hai naa uske ghar me pta chal gya to kya kya ho skta hai uske sath

Sam : yahi soch k to darr hai...you are right...maine hi apne sare raste band kiye hai...ek female best friend thi meri ye harqat karke use bhi maine kho dia...ek kaam karte hai court marriage ki arrangement kr tu...hum chup chap ye shadi kr lenge...baad me ghar jaa kr rajasthan me btayenge...warna masa babasa grand shadi ki bat karenge...aur annu ki family itna afford nhi kr skti...

Arjun : thik hai...pr tu uss se baat lena

Sam : give me some time...mujhe khud ko bhi iss sab k liye taiyar krna padega...

Arjun : main jald se jald sab arrangement karta hu

Iske bad arjun court marriage k liye papers banwane chala jata hai...sam is very disappointed with himself...finally sam is making his mind to call annu...but this time annu is very busy so she disconnect the call...almost week beet jata hai samjun aur annu ki apas me koi baat nhi hoti..as annu ko kam se out of station jana padta hai...aur chah kr bhi apas me ye teeno contact nhi kr paate..annu bas ye bta pati hai k wo sunday early morning wapas aayegi

On Sunday Morning...

Naina : ye le coffee pee le

Annu : sam ko phone karu...warna wo yahi sochta rahega maine uski izzat lut li...both laugh tabhi door bell bajti hai naina door open krti hai samjun hote ahi

Naina : please come in sameer...

Annu shockingly : tum dono subah subah mere flat me kya kr rhe ho...

Sam papers aage badhta hai inhe sign karo

Annu : ye kya hai?????? marriage papers...haaye tum mujhse shadi karoge...achanak se

Sam : listen tumhe har baat mazak kyun lagti hai...maine jaan bujh kr kuch nhi kia...pr apne hosh khona meri galti thi...main usse hi sudhar rha hu...

Annu : oh my god...tum uss raat ki baat kr rhe ho...isliye shadi kr rhe ho...*Pulling his cheek.*..haye mere bhole bhandari...uss raat aisa kuch bhi nhi hua tha hamare bich...wahi batane k liye to tumhe call kr rhi thi...

Naina tab tak sabke liye coffee le aati hai...

Naina : annu sahi keh rhi hai...annu ne pehli baar pii thi to usne tumhare shirt pr vomit kr di thi...chiii...(making face) to tumhari shirt nikal kr saaf ki maine...aur annu k kadpe bhi maine hi change kiye...but mujhe office k liye late ho rha tha..aur tum dono itne nashe me the...to tum dono ko bahar se lock krke chali gyi...

Sam : isliye meri shirt nhi thi????

Annu : haan kyunki wo bathroom me thi...

Naina :aur annu ka almira me se jo bhi hath me aaya use pehna dia...I know chote chote kadpe the...kya karti mere pass time zyda nhi tha...to jo hath me aya pehna dia... tum dono k bich me aisa kuch bhi nhi hua... haye re tum dono ne kya haseen mauka nikal dia apne hath se (in her dramtic andaz)

sam next second hi paper fad dete hai...

Sam in relief tone : bach gya...wrna sari zindagi kaise jhelta isse

Annu her in dramatic mode : please please please mujhse shadi kr lo...

Sam in full confidence voice : matha kharab nhi hia mera...

Annu : mera sharp hai tumhe ACP Sameer Rathore ...tum naa kaware hi maroge...I hate you sam

Sam : I still love you but as a friend...

Arjun : great sab kuch solve...kitchen kahaan hai...

Naina kitchen ki traf ishara krti hai...

Naina : kuch chahiye kya????

Sam : humne pure week dhang se kuch khaya nhi hai iss tension me...hume zoro ki bhuk lgi hai...please bahar se ande le aaogi...

Naina aur annu ek dusre ko dekhte hai

Annu shouting : rawte rathore mere kitchen me omlet nhi banega...tumhe pta hai naa main sudh brahmin household se hu

Sam : jab kal daru pi thi tab tera ye sudh brahmin household kaha tha

Annu : wo thodi derr k liye maine bahar bheja tha use...

Naina : dekho tum hamare kitchen me omlet etc kuch nhi bna skte...main bhi pure vegetarian hu... agar bhuk lagi hai to main kuch bna deti hu...

samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai...passed meaningful smile...

Sam : tum kyun banaogi...annu ne abhi ek hafte pehle hi kaha tha bahut achcha khana banati hai wo...akele banayegi aaj wo khana...

Annu : galtfehmi hai tumhari...uss khane me zehar naa mila du

Arjun : nhi banaya naa...to hum tere ghar me sirf itna btayenge tune daru pi thi...fir jo tere sath hoga...

Annu : okay thik hai

annu kitchen me jati hai

samjun aur naina baatein krte hai...annu man hi man samjun ko galiyaan de rhi hai

Annu murmruning : mere ghar me aake mujhe dhamka rhe hai...sale kute kamine...bhagwan utha lo...mujhe nhi inn dono ko...akdu khadus sadu...kahaan kitchen me mujhe fasa kr naina k sath gappe mar rhe hai...

samjun k brakefast krne k bad annu almost samjun ko ghar se dhakke mar kr nikal deti hai...taki use lunch naa banana pade samjun k liye

Naina : kya re kitne handsome acp's the tune unhe bhaga dia...kam se kam arjun hi mere liye pta de...haye kya lgta hai banda...uski kali aankhen...jisme dub jaane ko jee chahta hai...aur wo uska samjhe ya samjhau...ek bar me hi sab samjha deta hai...please please please,,,kuch kr naa...

Annu : ruk main kuch karti hu

Samjun in SUV

Arjun : sukr mana ghar me nhi bataya tha...wrna kand hona to tay tha

Sam : bach gya main...tabhi sam k cell pr msg aata hai...sam smiles

Arjun : annu ka msg hai kya bol rhi hai

Sam : rishwat khor kahi ki...kimat mang rhi hai sach bolne ki

Arjun : ab yahi din reh gye hai imandar ACP's ko rishwat deni padegi...sach k badle me...waise mang kya rhi hai

Sam : raat ko candle light dinner mang rhi hai...

Arjun : tu hi le jana use...main kya karunga

Sam : bilkul nhi...waise bhi naina aa rhi hai sath me...tujhe bhi sath aane ko bola hai...aur sath me likha hai naa sun ne ki adat nhi hai use

Arjun : bta to aise rhi hai jaise hume pta nhi hai

Sameer - Annu (SaNu) TS - Side Effect

after blast samjun sikki ko mar dete hai. arjun fir se etf join kr leta hai.

one morning samjun sam k cabin me apni morning chai aur coffee pi rahe hote hai. tbhi unhe kuch shor sunai deta hai. dono reception ki taraf jate hai dekhte hai ek ladki receptionist se behas kr rahi hoti hai. use dekh kr samjun shocked

Arj : ye yahan kya kr rhi hai

Sam : aur bina btaye mumbai kb ayi?

receptionist to girl : dekhiye mam bina kam k ap rathore sir se nahi mil skti. yahan ane wali dusri har ladki khud ko rathore ya arjun sir ki girlfriend btati hai

Girl : tum abhi k abhi us darpok mucchad fattu sam ko bulao

Arjun to sam : ye tera aur kachra kare us se pehle ise rok. sam noded

sam : kya ho rha hai yahan?

girl palat kr dekhti hai

Girl : hi sexy *wink* arjun and receptionist cough

Girl arjun ki taraf dekhti hai

Girl to Arjun : hi (cut by Arjun)

Arjun : yad hai na tumne mujhe rakhi bandhi thi

Girl : tumne emotional fool bna kr bandhwai thi huh waise Hi sexy bro *wink* sam and receptionist cough

sam :Annu tum etf me kya kr rhi ho

Annu : Tumhare yahan mehmano k welcome karne ka riwaz ni hai kya? main rajasthan se sirf aur sirf tumse milne ayi hu mere raja

samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai

Arjun : chalo cabin me chal kr bat krte hai

teeno sam k cabin me ate hai aur baithte hai

Arjun : ab btao mumbai kab aayi….aur btaya kyun nhi

Annu : taki tum dono bhag jaate ya mujhse bachne ka plan bana lete

Sam : aisa nhi hai annu

Annu with sugar coded voice : haaye ek baar dobra se mera nam lo naa….tumne to dil khush kr dia

Samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai

Sam : ab sidhe sidhe btaogi k mumbai kab aayi aur kahan reh rhi ho ya interrogation room me le jaa kar interrogation kare

Annu : haye tum interrogation karoge to main to interrogation room me bhi chalne ko taiyar hu….*wink*

Arjun : ek sidhe se swal ka sidha sa jawab nhi de skti

Annu : dungi...pr pehle kahin party sharty ka programme banao….aj sham ko pub ya disco chalte hai….samjun shocked….

Sam : oye ghar me pta chala naa to agle mahurat me teri shadi karwa denge….kisi se bhi

Annu : kaun batayega….tum btaoge to main keh dungi k tumhare sath gyi thi….fir to mere dil k arman pure ho jayenge….tumse shadi ho jayegi meri…..aur arjun to btane se rha..bhai bana hai ab behan ki khushi me hi bhai ki khushi hoti hai...to wo kyun btayega….

samjun shakes their head in disbelief

Sam : dekh annu….its good….k tu hume cheer krne ki koshish kr rhi hai...but we are not kids…. jo kuch bhi ab tak humne life me dekha….(cut by annu)

Annu : bhagwan naa kare koi dekhe….jaise har raat k baad savera hota hai...waise hi ab tum dono ko apni life enjoy krne ka pura haq hai...sab pta hai mujhe….sikander mar gya naa….prove kr dia tum dono ne k sikander koi tha jisne roshni aur baki team ko target kia...ab ye sab kyun??? I know itna asan nhi hai..pr itna muskil bhi nhi hai….ek baar koshish to karo…..aur main hu naa...kam se kam mere liye hi sahi….warna main sara din tumhare office me hi baithi rahungi nhi jaungi….aur naa hi tum dono ko koi kaam karne dungi

Sam : to tum nahi manogi…..

Annu : tumhe kya lgta hai…..

Arjun : thik hai...sham ko milte hai…..

Annu : trust krke jaa rhi hu….agar plan me tum logo ne kuch change kiya to dekh lena mujhse bura koi nhi hoga

sam : jaa naa meri maa...sham to hone de…..

Annu ETF office se chali jati hai

Sam: ye dunia ka ek hi item hoga…..ise banane k baad uper wale ne wo           tod dia hoga…

Arjun: buri nhi hai...bas zuban thodi zyda tez chalti hai….

Sam : I know mujhse zyda kaun ise janega..best friend to meri hi hai….meri har baat bina kahe samjh jati hai….bas ek hi kami hai...jahaan handsome ladka dekha nhi wahi iska crush ho jata hai

Arjun : galat….specific person pr….jaise tu….sonu nigam aur wo kaun tha...tv actor...naam yaad nhi aa rha..Arjun Bijlani….

Sam : tu bhi iss list me shamil hota….but tune chalaki se uss se rakhi bandwa li…..aur tu bach gya

Arjun : wo meri intelligence hai….main bach gya….so sham ko kya bahana banayenge

Sam : sochna bhi mat bahana banane ka...ek to wo phone kr kr k bhi dimag khayegi...upper se naa jaane kahaan reh rhi hai mumbai kyun ayi hai kuch nhi btaya….puchna to padega naa...jaisi wo hai naa kisi ki bhi baaton me aa jaye….

Arjun : baat to sahi hai...to sham ko milte hai...ab to sham ko hamara kya hoga wo to annu hi btayegi

Sam : chill re dinner sath me karenge..aur use uske ghar chod denge….

Arjun : dekhte hai...kya hota hai...wo puri filmy aur dramebaaz hai kuch naa kuch to kand zarur hoga

sam : humm dekhte hai...kuch to zarur hoga….

In evening….

samjun aur annu milte hai….samjun use dinner k liye resturant lekar jate hai….

Annu : chiiii main dinner krne nhi aayi hu….waise bhi yad dila du k mujhe khana banana bahut acche se aata hai….

Sam : kahaan chalna hai

Annu : pub ya disco

Arjun : annu bewakuffo wali baatein mat karo….hum nhi jaate wahaan

Annu : nhi jaate to aaj mere kehne se chalo…

Sam : don’t irritrate us...warna hum chale jayenge tumhe yahi chod kr….

Annu in angry mode : thik hai jao….main akele chali jaungi….bhagwan ji ki kasam kha k aayi hu k tum logo ko purane din yaad dilaungi...jab tum dono khush rehte the aur ladki bhi chedte the

Arjun : kya kr rhi hai..kisi ne sun lia to reputation kharab ho jayegi….

Annu : good idea main ab chik chik k sabko btaungi k tum log kya kya krte the...aur bollywood ki itni badi fan hu….masala lagne me koi compromise nhi karungi...ab soch lo

samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai….then arjun sam ko ishara krta hai….sam ghadi aage badhta hai...aur teeno thodi hi derr me mumbai k ek achche se pub me hote hai….trio had a gala time...dance, song sab chal rha hai…..Everything is going so perfect..samjun life me bahut time baad life enjoy kr rhe hai…..

Annu : mujhe pini hai????????

Sam shocked : tu bewadi kab se ho gyi

Annu glare : tum log roz piyo to class ya haq ladki piye to bewadiii huh

Arjun : iss se pehle pi hai….Annu noded no….

Sam shocked : pagal hai tu handle nhi kr payegi….aur fir kya pta hum tera fyda utha le *wink*

Annu : tum fyda uthaoge fir to pina banta hai…..Maine aaj tak nhi pii….aur main nhi chahti k mujhe aage kabhi life me guilt rahe k ye cheez mujhe kam se kam ek baar to try krni chahiye thi…..please making puppy face…..

Arjun : thik hai tum beer piyo…….ladkiyon wali wo chadti bhi kam hai

Annu : mujhe vodka pini hai….

Sam shocked : pagal ho gyi hai...vodka sarrrr krke tere sar pr chad jayegi…..

Annu : to tum dono kis liye ho…..ghar chod dena mujhe….

Arjun : thik hai pehle ye btao kahaan rehti ho..aur mumbai me kya kr rhi ho

Annu : Main filhal andheri me apni friend Naina k sath flat share krke reh rhi hu...ye address hai...aur wo call center me job karti hai...kabhi night shift kabhi day shift...aj uski night shift hai….aur mujhe mumbai me job mili hai...as a journalist…..issi khushi me to party hai ye ...please please meri ye iccha puri kar do……….samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai they knows k ye nhi manegi….

sam vodka order krta hai…..tabhi arjun k cell pr msg aata hai….arjun sam k kaan me kuch bol kr nikalta hai….samjun got serious for some time….but then…..Arjun wahan se chala jata hai

Annu : arjun kahaan gya???? is anything serious???

Sam : nahi nahi….arre usse kuch urgent kaam aa gya to use jana pada….kuch khas serious nhi hai…..tu bta tujhe naukari kis bewakuff ne de di

Annu : huh...tumhe mere talent k bare me pta hi kya hai……..kuch dino me sari dunia ko mere jalwe dekhegi…

tb tak vodka table pr aa jati hai….dono vodka shot peete hai….annu ko pehle uska taste ajeeb sa lagta hai..but she likes it...aur wo sam se aur mangwane ko kehti hai….sam mana krta hai...but annu k aage sab fail…..sam aur annu dono counter pr jaake pine lagte hai….sam tries k wo zyda se zyda shot piye taki annu k hise me kam aaye ...iske bad annu ko nasha ho jata hai…..nasha sam ko bhi chadta hai…..dono decide krte hai ghar jaane ki...sam annu ghar k liye nikalte hai

Next Morning in Annu Flat

Sam pehle uthta hai...find himself shirtless with annu on her bed...aur annu ne bhi dusre kapde pehne huye hai….sam ka sar dard krta hai...itne me annu bhi uth jati hai….annu khud ko aur sam ko aise dekh kr shocked hai….aur bed se utar jati ahi

Annu in shocking mode : sam….tum jao yahaan se……

Sam : Mera aisa koi irada nhi tha...maine kuch jan bujh kr nhi kia...mujhe kuch yaad bhi nhi hai

Annu : sam abhi jao yahaan se

Sam : pr meri shirt………

sam ko apni shirt kahi nhi dikhati…...annu k kadpe aise hi bikhare pade hai un me se ek shirt wo sam ki taraf fekhti hai…..

Annu : ye pehan lo

Sam : ye to girls ki shirt hai

Annu : tum apne ghar jaake badal lena abhi jao yahaan se…….in irritrated voice

Sam has no option wo wahi shirt pehan kr wahaan se chala jata hai...both are in shock mode...dono me se kisi ko kuch bhi yaad nhi hai….. annu fresh hoti hai…...aur apni job pr jaaane ki taiyari krti hai

Annu thought : sam…..chiiiiiiiiiii………..kutta kamina…..usne mere nashe me hone ka fyda uthaya……