Friday, 22 May 2015

Sameer - Annu(SaNu) TS - Side Effect Last Chapter

Part 2


Tabhi annu ki room mate aati hai...wo annu ko kahin gum dekh kr...
Naina : kya hua..aaj office nhi jana kya??? pehla din hai madam
Annu : I know...pr main kuch soch rhi hu
Naina : kya...
Annu : kal raat ko jab main aur sameer aaye to tu flat me thi naa...
Naina : haan
Annu : to kal raat ko kya hua...please sach sach bta...
Naina shockingly  : kya????tujhe kuch bhi yaad nhi hai ??? sameer ko to yaad hoga
Annu : use bhi nhi yaad
Naina : chiii yaar ab mujhe hi sab explain krna padega...sare gande kam mujhe hi kyun karne padte hai...
Sam ETF office pahuchta hai...
Sam thought : tune to sach me uske nashe me hone ka fyda utha lia...ye sab kya kia...wo teri best friend thi...
Arjun sam k cabin me enter hota hai...sam ko pareshan dekhta hai aur puchta bhi hai...but sam use kuch nhi batata...do din pass ho jate hai...annu sam ko call karne ki try krti hai but sam uska call pick nhi karta...akhir annu arjun ko phone krti hai
Arjun : kya baat hai...ek din milne k baad bhul gyi
Annu : arjun please sam ko bolo mujhse ek baar baat kr le...bahut important hai
Arjun : sab thik to hai naa
Annu : haan thik hai...meri new job hai main off nhi le skti...tum logo se milne k liye...aur sam hai k phone pick nhi kr rha...agar usne mujhse adhe ghante me baat nhi ki to main uss se kabhi baat nhi karungi...mujhe aaj kaam se out of station bhi jaana hai..
Arjun : thik hai...main use keh dunga...tum apna khayal rakhna
both cut the call
Arjun sam k cabin me aata hai
Arjun : sam tere aur annu k bich chal kya rha hai...tu use ignore kyun kr rha hai
Sam : ignore nhi kr rha hu...mujhe samjh nhi aa rha k main uska saamna kaise karu...uska trust toda hai maine...main aisa kaise kr skta hu...aur to aur mujhe kuch yaad bhi nhi hai
Arjun : sam please btayega...kya hua hai...
Sam : uss raat hum logo ne bahut pee li thi...fir main annu ko uske flat me chodne gya...uske baad kuch yaad nhi hai...aur fir agli subah hum dono ek hi bed pr the...main without shirt tha aur annu ne bhi wo kadpe nhi pehne huye the...jo raat me pehne the..disappointment in voice
Arjun in anger : sam ye tune kya kia...aur tu ye keh kr bach nhi skta k tujhe kuch yaad nhi hai
Sam : I know...pr main kya karu...mujhe kuch samjh me nhi aa rha...
Arjun : tujhe kuch krna naa pade isliye tu use ignore mar rha hai...sam uss se rakhi banwai hai maine...Main tujhe chodunga nhi...
Sam : to tu hi bta kya karu main
Arjun : I know tu aisha se pyar krta tha...but iska ye matlab nhi hai k tu meri behan ki zindagi kharab kr dega...tujhe uss se shadi krni padegi...tujhe pta hai naa uske ghar me pta chal gya to kya kya ho skta hai uske sath
Sam : yahi soch k to darr hai...you are right...maine hi apne sare raste band kiye hai...ek female best friend thi meri ye harqat karke use bhi maine kho dia...ek kaam karte hai court marriage ki arrangement kr tu...hum chup chap ye shadi kr lenge...baad me ghar jaa kr rajasthan me btayenge...warna masa babasa grand shadi ki bat karenge...aur annu ki family itna afford nhi kr skti...
Arjun : thik hai...pr tu uss se baat lena
Sam : give me some time...mujhe khud ko bhi iss sab k liye taiyar krna padega...
Arjun : main jald se jald sab arrangement karta hu
Iske bad arjun court marriage k liye papers banwane chala jata hai...sam is very disappointed with himself...finally sam is making his mind to call annu...but this time annu is very busy so she disconnect the call...almost week beet jata hai samjun aur annu ki apas me koi baat nhi hoti..as annu ko kam se out of station jana padta hai...aur chah kr bhi apas me ye teeno contact nhi kr paate..annu bas ye bta pati hai k wo sunday early morning wapas aayegi

On Sunday Morning...
Naina : ye le coffee pee le
Annu : sam ko phone karu...warna wo yahi sochta rahega maine uski izzat lut li...both laugh tabhi door bell bajti hai naina door open krti hai samjun hote ahi
Naina : please come in sameer...
Annu shockingly : tum dono subah subah mere flat me kya kr rhe ho...
Sam papers aage badhta hai inhe sign karo
Annu : ye kya hai?????? marriage papers...haaye tum mujhse shadi karoge...achanak se
Sam : listen tumhe har baat mazak kyun lagti hai...maine jaan bujh kr kuch nhi kia...pr apne hosh khona meri galti thi...main usse hi sudhar rha hu...
Annu : oh my god...tum uss raat ki baat kr rhe ho...isliye shadi kr rhe ho...*Pulling his cheek.*..haye mere bhole bhandari...uss raat aisa kuch bhi nhi hua tha hamare bich...wahi batane k liye to tumhe call kr rhi thi...
Naina tab tak sabke liye coffee le aati hai...
Naina : annu sahi keh rhi hai...annu ne pehli baar pii thi to usne tumhare shirt pr vomit kr di thi...chiii...(making face) to tumhari shirt nikal kr saaf ki maine...aur annu k kadpe bhi maine hi change kiye...but mujhe office k liye late ho rha tha..aur tum dono itne nashe me the...to tum dono ko bahar se lock krke chali gyi...
Sam : isliye meri shirt nhi thi????
Annu : haan kyunki wo bathroom me thi...
Naina :aur annu ka almira me se jo bhi hath me aaya use pehna dia...I know chote chote kadpe the...kya karti mere pass time zyda nhi tha...to jo hath me aya pehna dia... tum dono k bich me aisa kuch bhi nhi hua... haye re tum dono ne kya haseen mauka nikal dia apne hath se (in her dramtic andaz)
sam next second hi paper fad dete hai...
Sam in relief tone : bach gya...wrna sari zindagi kaise jhelta isse
Annu her in dramatic mode : please please please mujhse shadi kr lo...
Sam in full confidence voice : matha kharab nhi hia mera...
Annu : mera sharp hai tumhe ACP Sameer Rathore ...tum naa kaware hi maroge...I hate you sam
Sam : I still love you but as a friend...
Arjun : great sab kuch solve...kitchen kahaan hai...
Naina kitchen ki traf ishara krti hai...
Naina : kuch chahiye kya????
Sam : humne pure week dhang se kuch khaya nhi hai iss tension me...hume zoro ki bhuk lgi hai...please bahar se ande le aaogi...
Naina aur annu ek dusre ko dekhte hai
Annu shouting : rawte rathore mere kitchen me omlet nhi banega...tumhe pta hai naa main sudh brahmin household se hu
Sam : jab kal daru pi thi tab tera ye sudh brahmin household kaha tha
Annu : wo thodi derr k liye maine bahar bheja tha use...
Naina : dekho tum hamare kitchen me omlet etc kuch nhi bna skte...main bhi pure vegetarian hu... agar bhuk lagi hai to main kuch bna deti hu...
samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai...passed meaningful smile...
Sam : tum kyun banaogi...annu ne abhi ek hafte pehle hi kaha tha bahut achcha khana banati hai wo...akele banayegi aaj wo khana...
Annu : galtfehmi hai tumhari...uss khane me zehar naa mila du
Arjun : nhi banaya naa...to hum tere ghar me sirf itna btayenge tune daru pi thi...fir jo tere sath hoga...
Annu : okay thik hai
annu kitchen me jati hai
samjun aur naina baatein krte hai...annu man hi man samjun ko galiyaan de rhi hai
Annu murmruning : mere ghar me aake mujhe dhamka rhe hai...sale kute kamine...bhagwan utha lo...mujhe nhi inn dono ko...akdu khadus sadu...kahaan kitchen me mujhe fasa kr naina k sath gappe mar rhe hai...
samjun k brakefast krne k bad annu almost samjun ko ghar se dhakke mar kr nikal deti hai...taki use lunch naa banana pade samjun k liye
Naina : kya re kitne handsome acp's the tune unhe bhaga dia...kam se kam arjun hi mere liye pta de...haye kya lgta hai banda...uski kali aankhen...jisme dub jaane ko jee chahta hai...aur wo uska samjhe ya samjhau...ek bar me hi sab samjha deta hai...please please please,,,kuch kr naa...
Annu : ruk main kuch karti hu
Samjun in SUV
Arjun : sukr mana ghar me nhi bataya tha...wrna kand hona to tay tha
Sam : bach gya main...tabhi sam k cell pr msg aata hai...sam smiles
Arjun : annu ka msg hai kya bol rhi hai
Sam : rishwat khor kahi ki...kimat mang rhi hai sach bolne ki
Arjun : ab yahi din reh gye hai imandar ACP's ko rishwat deni padegi...sach k badle me...waise mang kya rhi hai
Sam : raat ko candle light dinner mang rhi hai...
Arjun : tu hi le jana use...main kya karunga
Sam : bilkul nhi...waise bhi naina aa rhi hai sath me...tujhe bhi sath aane ko bola hai...aur sath me likha hai naa sun ne ki adat nhi hai use
Arjun : bta to aise rhi hai jaise hume pta nhi hai

2 comments:

  1. mai...ye 3rd tym comment kar rahi hu... x(.. pata nehi bar bar bandh ho jata hai..
    haha.. kya socha tha kya nikla... kuch bhi nehi hua... rofl.
    vomit kia tha isliye naina ne jaldi jaldi me kapde change kardiye..
    bechari....
    but unhe laga kya tha.... aur ultimately kya hua...
    but mast TS tha,,
    last ki rishwat...hehehehe...
    plz aise TS likhte raho,... mast hai...

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  2. lol tum aur tumhare comment.....dono time pe gyab
    zaruri to nhi jo dikhe wahi sach ho....sch kuch bhi ho skta hai
    bure din hai acp's k k rishwat li nhi pr deni padh rhi hai....
    glad you like...and thanks for the comment

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