after blast samjun sikki ko mar dete hai. arjun fir se etf join kr leta hai.
one morning samjun sam k cabin me apni morning chai aur coffee pi rahe hote hai. tbhi unhe kuch shor sunai deta hai. dono reception ki taraf jate hai dekhte hai ek ladki receptionist se behas kr rahi hoti hai. use dekh kr samjun shocked
Arj : ye yahan kya kr rhi hai
Sam : aur bina btaye mumbai kb ayi?
receptionist to girl : dekhiye mam bina kam k ap rathore sir se nahi mil skti. yahan ane wali dusri har ladki khud ko rathore ya arjun sir ki girlfriend btati hai
Girl : tum abhi k abhi us darpok mucchad fattu sam ko bulao
Arjun to sam : ye tera aur kachra kare us se pehle ise rok. sam noded
sam : kya ho rha hai yahan?
girl palat kr dekhti hai
Girl : hi sexy *wink* arjun and receptionist cough
Girl arjun ki taraf dekhti hai
Girl to Arjun : hi (cut by Arjun)
Arjun : yad hai na tumne mujhe rakhi bandhi thi
Girl : tumne emotional fool bna kr bandhwai thi huh waise Hi sexy bro *wink* sam and receptionist cough
sam :Annu tum etf me kya kr rhi ho
Annu : Tumhare yahan mehmano k welcome karne ka riwaz ni hai kya? main rajasthan se sirf aur sirf tumse milne ayi hu mere raja
samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai
Arjun : chalo cabin me chal kr bat krte hai
teeno sam k cabin me ate hai aur baithte hai
Arjun : ab btao mumbai kab aayi….aur btaya kyun nhi
Annu : taki tum dono bhag jaate ya mujhse bachne ka plan bana lete
Sam : aisa nhi hai annu
Annu with sugar coded voice : haaye ek baar dobra se mera nam lo naa….tumne to dil khush kr dia
Samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai
Sam : ab sidhe sidhe btaogi k mumbai kab aayi aur kahan reh rhi ho ya interrogation room me le jaa kar interrogation kare
Annu : haye tum interrogation karoge to main to interrogation room me bhi chalne ko taiyar hu….*wink*
Arjun : ek sidhe se swal ka sidha sa jawab nhi de skti
Annu : dungi...pr pehle kahin party sharty ka programme banao….aj sham ko pub ya disco chalte hai….samjun shocked….
Sam : oye ghar me pta chala naa to agle mahurat me teri shadi karwa denge….kisi se bhi
Annu : kaun batayega….tum btaoge to main keh dungi k tumhare sath gyi thi….fir to mere dil k arman pure ho jayenge….tumse shadi ho jayegi meri…..aur arjun to btane se rha..bhai bana hai ab behan ki khushi me hi bhai ki khushi hoti hai...to wo kyun btayega….
samjun shakes their head in disbelief
Sam : dekh annu….its good….k tu hume cheer krne ki koshish kr rhi hai...but we are not kids…. jo kuch bhi ab tak humne life me dekha….(cut by annu)
Annu : bhagwan naa kare koi dekhe….jaise har raat k baad savera hota hai...waise hi ab tum dono ko apni life enjoy krne ka pura haq hai...sab pta hai mujhe….sikander mar gya naa….prove kr dia tum dono ne k sikander koi tha jisne roshni aur baki team ko target kia...ab ye sab kyun??? I know itna asan nhi hai..pr itna muskil bhi nhi hai….ek baar koshish to karo…..aur main hu naa...kam se kam mere liye hi sahi….warna main sara din tumhare office me hi baithi rahungi nhi jaungi….aur naa hi tum dono ko koi kaam karne dungi
Sam : to tum nahi manogi…..
Annu : tumhe kya lgta hai…..
Arjun : thik hai...sham ko milte hai…..
Annu : trust krke jaa rhi hu….agar plan me tum logo ne kuch change kiya to dekh lena mujhse bura koi nhi hoga
sam : jaa naa meri maa...sham to hone de…..
Annu ETF office se chali jati hai
Sam: ye dunia ka ek hi item hoga…..ise banane k baad uper wale ne wo tod dia hoga…
Arjun: buri nhi hai...bas zuban thodi zyda tez chalti hai….
Sam : I know mujhse zyda kaun ise janega..best friend to meri hi hai….meri har baat bina kahe samjh jati hai….bas ek hi kami hai...jahaan handsome ladka dekha nhi wahi iska crush ho jata hai
Arjun : galat….specific person pr….jaise tu….sonu nigam aur wo kaun tha...tv actor...naam yaad nhi aa rha..Arjun Bijlani….
Sam : tu bhi iss list me shamil hota….but tune chalaki se uss se rakhi bandwa li…..aur tu bach gya
Arjun : wo meri intelligence hai….main bach gya….so sham ko kya bahana banayenge
Sam : sochna bhi mat bahana banane ka...ek to wo phone kr kr k bhi dimag khayegi...upper se naa jaane kahaan reh rhi hai mumbai kyun ayi hai kuch nhi btaya….puchna to padega naa...jaisi wo hai naa kisi ki bhi baaton me aa jaye….
Arjun : baat to sahi hai...to sham ko milte hai...ab to sham ko hamara kya hoga wo to annu hi btayegi
Sam : chill re dinner sath me karenge..aur use uske ghar chod denge….
Arjun : dekhte hai...kya hota hai...wo puri filmy aur dramebaaz hai kuch naa kuch to kand zarur hoga
sam : humm dekhte hai...kuch to zarur hoga….
In evening….
samjun aur annu milte hai….samjun use dinner k liye resturant lekar jate hai….
Annu : chiiii main dinner krne nhi aayi hu….waise bhi yad dila du k mujhe khana banana bahut acche se aata hai….
Sam : kahaan chalna hai
Annu : pub ya disco
Arjun : annu bewakuffo wali baatein mat karo….hum nhi jaate wahaan
Annu : nhi jaate to aaj mere kehne se chalo…
Sam : don’t irritrate us...warna hum chale jayenge tumhe yahi chod kr….
Annu in angry mode : thik hai jao….main akele chali jaungi….bhagwan ji ki kasam kha k aayi hu k tum logo ko purane din yaad dilaungi...jab tum dono khush rehte the aur ladki bhi chedte the
Arjun : kya kr rhi hai..kisi ne sun lia to reputation kharab ho jayegi….
Annu : good idea main ab chik chik k sabko btaungi k tum log kya kya krte the...aur bollywood ki itni badi fan hu….masala lagne me koi compromise nhi karungi...ab soch lo
samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai….then arjun sam ko ishara krta hai….sam ghadi aage badhta hai...aur teeno thodi hi derr me mumbai k ek achche se pub me hote hai….trio had a gala time...dance, song sab chal rha hai…..Everything is going so perfect..samjun life me bahut time baad life enjoy kr rhe hai…..
Annu : mujhe pini hai????????
Sam shocked : tu bewadi kab se ho gyi
Annu glare : tum log roz piyo to class ya haq ladki piye to bewadiii huh
Arjun : iss se pehle pi hai….Annu noded no….
Sam shocked : pagal hai tu handle nhi kr payegi….aur fir kya pta hum tera fyda utha le *wink*
Annu : tum fyda uthaoge fir to pina banta hai…..Maine aaj tak nhi pii….aur main nhi chahti k mujhe aage kabhi life me guilt rahe k ye cheez mujhe kam se kam ek baar to try krni chahiye thi…..please making puppy face…..
Arjun : thik hai tum beer piyo…….ladkiyon wali wo chadti bhi kam hai
Annu : mujhe vodka pini hai….
Sam shocked : pagal ho gyi hai...vodka sarrrr krke tere sar pr chad jayegi…..
Annu : to tum dono kis liye ho…..ghar chod dena mujhe….
Arjun : thik hai pehle ye btao kahaan rehti ho..aur mumbai me kya kr rhi ho
Annu : Main filhal andheri me apni friend Naina k sath flat share krke reh rhi hu...ye address hai...aur wo call center me job karti hai...kabhi night shift kabhi day shift...aj uski night shift hai….aur mujhe mumbai me job mili hai...as a journalist…..issi khushi me to party hai ye ...please please meri ye iccha puri kar do……….samjun ek dusre ko dekhte hai they knows k ye nhi manegi….
sam vodka order krta hai…..tabhi arjun k cell pr msg aata hai….arjun sam k kaan me kuch bol kr nikalta hai….samjun got serious for some time….but then…..Arjun wahan se chala jata hai
Annu : arjun kahaan gya???? is anything serious???
Sam : nahi nahi….arre usse kuch urgent kaam aa gya to use jana pada….kuch khas serious nhi hai…..tu bta tujhe naukari kis bewakuff ne de di
Annu : huh...tumhe mere talent k bare me pta hi kya hai……..kuch dino me sari dunia ko mere jalwe dekhegi…
tb tak vodka table pr aa jati hai….dono vodka shot peete hai….annu ko pehle uska taste ajeeb sa lagta hai..but she likes it...aur wo sam se aur mangwane ko kehti hai….sam mana krta hai...but annu k aage sab fail…..sam aur annu dono counter pr jaake pine lagte hai….sam tries k wo zyda se zyda shot piye taki annu k hise me kam aaye ...iske bad annu ko nasha ho jata hai…..nasha sam ko bhi chadta hai…..dono decide krte hai ghar jaane ki...sam annu ghar k liye nikalte hai
Next Morning in Annu Flat
Sam pehle uthta hai...find himself shirtless with annu on her bed...aur annu ne bhi dusre kapde pehne huye hai….sam ka sar dard krta hai...itne me annu bhi uth jati hai….annu khud ko aur sam ko aise dekh kr shocked hai….aur bed se utar jati ahi
Annu in shocking mode : sam….tum jao yahaan se……
Sam : Mera aisa koi irada nhi tha...maine kuch jan bujh kr nhi kia...mujhe kuch yaad bhi nhi hai
Annu : sam abhi jao yahaan se
Sam : pr meri shirt………
sam ko apni shirt kahi nhi dikhati…...annu k kadpe aise hi bikhare pade hai un me se ek shirt wo sam ki taraf fekhti hai…..
Annu : ye pehan lo
Sam : ye to girls ki shirt hai
Annu : tum apne ghar jaake badal lena abhi jao yahaan se…….in irritrated voice
Sam has no option wo wahi shirt pehan kr wahaan se chala jata hai...both are in shock mode...dono me se kisi ko kuch bhi yaad nhi hai….. annu fresh hoti hai…...aur apni job pr jaaane ki taiyari krti hai
Annu thought : sam…..chiiiiiiiiiii………..kutta kamina…..usne mere nashe me hone ka fyda uthaya……
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